Rosie's Poetry Corner

There was an old lady who liked to hunt
She chased 3 rabbits with a knife that was blunt
But she wasn't fast enough for the little runt
Who ran up her pants and bit her ....

.... bum

Hello big people, today Rosie & I saw the bravest rabbit in the world on the telly box. He was running round and round in circles while six stupid dogs wearing stupid little coats tried to catch him. The dogs had numbers on their coats so they could remember who they were. Dogs are stupid. We dont like dogs. Nor did the big people who were watching, because they cheered everytime the rabbit went so fast that the dogs got tired. We think it must of been Super Rabbit. Rosie is in love. She is upstairs making herself a coat so that she can pretend to be a dog. I dont think she needs the coat....

Ear Wrestling

Today Rosie and I invented a new game to play. It's called 'Ear Wrestling'. We tie our ears together and then pull each other until one falls over. It's was great fun till Rosie decided she needed the toilet and forgot that we were tied together. She went through two rolls of toilet paper before she realised that it wasn't her bum she was wiping ....

Word of the day

Todays word is 'POOTANG' . Rosie and I heard one of the big people use this word in the bedroom. We think that it is a nickname for the cat, as the big person kept on mentioning pussy.
We still dont know what would cause the big people to get so excited about cats that they had to scream 'Oh God' and moan a lot. Maybe the cat died .... that would explain the smell of Pootang ...

I spy with Toby's eye ...

Ok Rosie, let's play I spy. I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'N'.
Nipples?
No ...
Nuts?
No ...
Nob?
Errr, no ...
Nickers?
Rosie, remind me never to get the scrabble out ...

Rosie's Poetry Corner

Do your balls hang low,
When you swing them to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow,
Do you get a funny feeling,
When you're hanging from the ceiling,
Oh you'll never be a sailor,
If your balls hang low.

Toby's telly box watch

Today I discovered something called the telly box.
Rosie and I watched it for ages. We think it's a magic window that shows the big people what the other big people are doing. Today we watched a big person called Knight Rider playing in his car. We think he was looking for someone to cut his big hair. Rosie and I were laughing because he keeps talking to his car, and everyone knows that toys cant talk ....

A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 mph !!!

(well that maybe so, but it still isnt as fast as Rosie running after the ice cream van)

Following on from my word of the day earlier .... it turns out that the noise of drinking from the toilet was none other than my sister Rosie. It seems that she has been doing this for ages. Apparently the water tastes nice from the toilet, and sometimes there is lemonade in there. Rosie says the other day she saw a chocolate log in there but I think she is being silly. Although that would explain the brown moustache she had for days.

Rosie's Poetry Corner

I noticed a house with 4 walls
I told Toby to run through its halls
He started to trot
And fell on his bot
But at least he didnt hurt his brown balls

Word of the day ....

Todays word of the day is WINKY. As far as I can tell it's some kind of worm that drinks from the toilet. I've heard it drinking too and it is very noisy. It has been known to spit too.I've told Rosie if ever she sees a WINKY to run as fast as she can.Lets hope one never spits on her.

Hello big people! My name is Toby & I am brown. I live in a lovely house with my sister Rosie. We are exploring the world of the big people, and have decided to write down what we find in case other rabbits like us decide to do the same. Now I've just got to go for a bit as I have an itchy bottom. Here's my sister ....

Hello .... I've just done a poo.

Errr, thats about all for now, bye.